Thou nedest getten a lyfe of thyne owene

Not only has Geoffrey Chaucer moved and updated his blog (as well as this handy-dandy User Profile), but now he's offering t-shirtes!:

& hereof I appeale thee John Gower that thou art a wanker

Chaucer: funnier than dante, prettier than boccaccio

I study medieval literature because that's where the money is

Chaucer: because Shakespeare was too easy

Okaye, so sometymes it raineth in March: make notte a chancerye case of the whole mattere.

Rest assured, the all-out flayme werre between Chaucer and Gower is being closely followed by this litblogger.

(via Books, Words, and Writing)